EVER HAD RUSSIAN FOOD? ME EITHER

Has anyone ever been to an authentic Russian restaurant? How about the Taco Bell equivalent of Russian food? My guess is no, no one really has.

Why is this?

I honestly have no clue. Why does no one from Russia come to America to start an authentic Russian Restaurant where they hang the flag and instead of a fork and spoon you get a hammer and a sickle? In every movie I have ever seen where they try to pick out what kind of food they want to eat, they never mention Russian. They will name over Asian country, and then start with obscure African countries before they even think about Russian food.

"Oh hey man, you want Chinese?"
"Nah."
"How about Thai?"
"No way."
"Borneo? they have great pasta."
"Sure!"

People will eat food from Borneo before Russia! That is a bit ridiculous to me. Russia is a pretty hip place from what I hear, so they should have a chance to share their cuisine with Uncle Sam. Maybe with this massive amount of CHANGE right around the corner, this might happen...