There are things in this world that many do not get to experience in their lives. I have come to accept that I probably won't actually be able to obtain super-speed or do 100 hand-stand push ups, but there is one thing that I have to be a party of ONCE in my life.
A Food Fight.
It occurred to me today in the cafeteria while eating my cheeseburger. The thought of throwing it at some unsuspecting peer almost overwhelmed me because it was a terrible burger in the first place. I just wanted to frisbee it into this one girl's head across the caf. Then, if she retaliated, I would make the beautiful battle cry of "FOOD FIGHT!"
But nay, none of that actually happened. I did throw a fry at her, but she miraculously caught it. A most impressive feat I should say.
Maybe someday, if I want it bad enough, I'll be in place where throwing a handful of mashed potatoes at some jock, or some religion major's head, will yield little to no consequence.
Cause really, I don't want to get in trouble for something like that. If I were going to publicly cause mischief, it would be much more intense then that.
Any ideas on how I could get Bob Fisher himself to send me to the gallows?
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