Sometimes I wonder if there is someone out there for me. Am I meant to be alone for the rest of my life, or have the fates picked out someone just for me? Well, they have, and I couldn't be more excited. Kristen Bell is my one and only. Let me list the reason's why
1.) We're both originally from Michigan. If only I didn't move away at the tender yet uninnocent age of two, perhaps our paths could have crossed. Yeah, sure, she's eight years older than me, but I met Luke Perry when I was ten, so why couldn't I have met Kristen right out the womb? What if we were at the same hospital. She was there for a cure for a heartache, and out popped me.
2.) We're both actors. We could do films together! But not playing opposite of each other because audiences don't find that entertaining to watch (ex. Gigli)
3.) She has super powers. Have you seen Heroes? She can shoot electricity out of her hands!! I would gladly buy her a ring from Shane Co. for an electric tug-job. fo realz.
So, Kristen Bell, if you're reading this, know that I will never hurt or leave you. We're perfect for one another. I Love You!
3 comments:
Because she's MAH-HINE!
But here's the deal. If either of us lands Bell, we'll become swingers. Wife-swap and all that.
deal?
I dunno...I think we'd have to let her decide. Like, we both stand in front of her and who ever she goes to can have her forever
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