If there is one waste product of my body I can't stand in the least, it would have to be boogers. Boogers are some of the most disgusting things to me. I am not easily grossed out, but you threaten me with a booger, I will either run away or just drop into the fetal position, depending on the severity of said boogie.
Even as a kid, I thought boogers were dreadful. I never, I repeat, NEVER ate my own boogers. I thought they were just weird. I can't remember clearly, but I'm pretty sure I thought it was just nose poop. It was a solid material that was coming out of my body. The only other thing I knew about that fit that description was poop, so logically, as a five year old, I thought boogers were just small poops.
Now I know the truth
Boogers are a by-product of when you breath through your nose, and how the wet mucus (equally as gross) filters out the bad stuff in the air. So essentially, boogers are wet mucus and smog from the air forming a solid object meant to torment my soul.
So, I must stress, if you are in possession of a booger, please take care of it somewhere NOT in my eye sight. If I don't see it, I'll be just fine. THANK YOU.
